Copycat pie perv burnt
A TEENAGER who tried to copy a scene from the hit film American Pie by shagging an apple pie was rushed to hospital with serious burns to his penis.
Dwight Emburger, 17, couldn't wait for the tasty pastry to cool down and after he slid in his pecker he was badly scalded by the hot filling.
A hospital spokesman in Boise, Idaho, said: "This demonstrates that producers should consider the effects their films have on young and impressionable people."