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"Becsapjuk magunkat azzal, hogy mennyi minden újat tud a gépünk, pedig pont a PC-nek köszönhetjük, hogy ennyire lemaradtunk."

Join the Esoteric Order of IFS! Worship the Fractal Gods

– ismeretlen hittérítő a XX. század vége táján

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"Egy emlékezetes nap..."

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"Engem senki sem szeret"

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"A diák dirigál, az előadók koncentrálnak."

Guide to FAX a safe

Q: Must I have a personal safe to be able to FAX it?

A: Of course not. Many people FAX a treasure safe of the office or the neighbours one.

Q: What can I do if I want to FAX a safe of my own?

A: There is nothing to do! Otherwise you can see that: while somebody has a private safe, I'm not going to get one.

Q: Can I FAX two saves simoultanusly?

A: Yes, you can... Nearly simoultanusly.

Q: What do you mean...?

A: I think it's would be better if you FAX three saves. While you FAX one of those, the other two can test each other. But if you FAX only two, the other one must be stand-by time by time.

Q: What must I do, when a safe waits for me, but I have no money in my wallet?

A: Don't worry! You can borrow some like I do sometimes.

Q: Is that a problem if the safety guard sees me by FAXing?

A: Don't panic! Guards more often FAX official saves than you think.

Q: Can be dangerous if several people FAX the same safe?

A: The danger doesn't came from that. Office saves have already been covered with rust.

Q: Can I FAX by the P.I.C.S.A. now?

A: Yes, but you need to learn special knowledge before. (Look at page 24 in Impulzus XX./3 (9-12-92).)

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